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Test Results April 25, 2008

Filed under: Funny,Jokes — thepopestolemyshoes @ 3:32 pm

A man goes to the doctor for his wife’s test results.

Mr. Smith: “I’m here for Mrs. Smith’s test results.”

Receptionist: “Oh, I’m sorry Mr. Smith, there’s been a problem. We have two sets of test results for a Mrs. Smith and we don’t know which belongs to your wife….. I’m afraid it’s bad news or terrible news. One test shows Alzheimer’s Disease, the other shows Aids!”
Mr. Smith: “That’s awful! What should I do?”
Receptionist: “The doctor suggests you drop her off in the middle of town. If she finds her way home, don’t shag her.”

 

Blonde Joke April 23, 2008

Filed under: Funny,Jokes — thepopestolemyshoes @ 3:27 pm
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A Blonde, Brunette, and a Redhead where setting together at a coffee shop. They all decide to go through their daughter’s purses. The Brunette goes first. “I can’t believe I found a pack of cigarettes in my daughter’s purse. I didn’t know she smoked.” The redhead says, “I can’t believe I found booze in my daughter’s purse. I didn’t know she drank.” Finally the blonde says,” I found a condom in my daughter’s purse. I didn’t know she had a penis!”