A man goes to the doctor for his wife’s test results.
Mr. Smith: “I’m here for Mrs. Smith’s test results.”
Receptionist: “Oh, I’m sorry Mr. Smith, there’s been a problem. We have two sets of test results for a Mrs. Smith and we don’t know which belongs to your wife….. I’m afraid it’s bad news or terrible news. One test shows Alzheimer’s Disease, the other shows Aids!”
Mr. Smith: “That’s awful! What should I do?”
Receptionist: “The doctor suggests you drop her off in the middle of town. If she finds her way home, don’t shag her.”